I cockslap morals
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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