he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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