Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think people are normalizing furries
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
