He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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