Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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