bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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