Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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