The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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