btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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