No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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