NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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