My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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