bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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