I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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