i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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