At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Randomize
