She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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