What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
