Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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