I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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