He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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