somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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