what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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