Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
and she was petting her beer can
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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