I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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