I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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