summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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