the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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