Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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