I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
