like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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