Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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