I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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