thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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