I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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