Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
operation have a gay friend backfired
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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