I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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