If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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