Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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