sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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