what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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