When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dicks are not precious.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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