sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I wish there were birth control emojis
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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