I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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