office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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