Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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