He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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