Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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