Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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