also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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