just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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