sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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