If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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