Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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