I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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