You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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